Delfi naljad
The Manager
Y.M. C. A Hotel
London

Roma 28th september 1986

Dear Signore Diretore

Now I am tella story what I was a treated at your hotel-a. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as younga Christian man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed. So I calla down to receptione and tella: " I wanna shit"! They tella me: "Go to toilet". I say:" No, no, I wanna shit in my bed"! They say: "You´d better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch". What is a sonna-wa-bitch? I no understand.

The next morning I go down to restorante. I order bacon and egga and to pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast: I wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet". I say: No, no I wanna piss on my plate." She then say to me: "You´d bloody wella not piss on your plate you sonna- wa-pitch."

That is the scond person who do not even know me calla me "sonna-wa-bitch", and why is your staff replying "go to toilet". Is that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me.

Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but no fock. I tella waitress; " I wanna fock". And she tella me: "Sure everyone wonna fock" I tella her: No, no I wanna fock now on the table". She tella me: So, you sonna-wa-bitch wanna fock on the table. Get your ass outta here.
How come this Christian hotella tella the quest in such a bad manner?

So I go down to the receptione and ask for a-billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the a-pilla the portier say to me: " Thank you and piss on you". I say: Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch. I now go back to Italy."

Direttore, I newer gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.
Sincerely,
Giuseppe Makarone
kuiv ja igav # 35574 - 26.09.2000

Delfi naljad
The Manager
Y.M. C. A Hotel
London
Roma 28th september 1986

Dear Signore Diretore

Now I am tella story what I was a treated at your hotel-a. I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as younga Christian man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed. So I calla down to receptione and tella: " I wanna shit"! They tella me: "Go to toilet". I say:" No, no, I wanna shit in my bed"! They say: "You´d better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch". What is a sonna-wa-bitch? I no understand.

The next morning I go down to restorante. I order bacon and egga and to pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast: I wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet". I say: No, no I wanna piss on my plate." She then say to me: "You´d bloody wella not piss on your plate you sonna- wa-pitch."

That is the scond person who do not even know me calla me "sonna-wa-bitch", and why is your staff replying "go to toilet". Is that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me.

Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out but no fock. I tella waitress; " I wanna fock". And she tella me: "Sure everyone wonna fock" I tella her: No, no I wanna fock now on the table". She tella me: So, you sonna-wa-bitch wanna fock on the table. Get your ass outta here.
How come this Christian hotella tella the quest in such a bad manner?

So I go down to the receptione and ask for a-billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the a-pilla the portier say to me: " Thank you and piss on you". I say: Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch. I now go back to Italy."

Direttore, I newer gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.
Sincerely,
kuiv ja igav # 35506 - 03.01.2002

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