Peedu Põllu naljakogu
Tema:"Mida sa tundsid, kui sinult tunnelist läbi sõites suudluse röövisin?" Temake:"Ah, se olid sina!"
# 16262 - 1994 ... 1998

Meie naljaraamat
Tema:"Näen sind igal öösel unes."
Temake:"Kuidas see on võimalik? Kinnitasid, et armastusest minu vastu ei saa sa üldse magada..."
# 10998 - 29.04.1998

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Temake pärib hellalt pärast tormilist mööda saadetud ööd:
"Kas sa abiellud nüüd minuga?"
"Mis? Kas me oleme juba sina peal?"
mees ja naine # 37071 - 13.06.2003

Meie naljaraamat
Temake: "Mitte nii tormiliselt. Kes on öelnud, et ma nii kergesti andun?"
Tema: "Jalgpallimeeskond!"
# 7908 - 13.06.1996

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TEN THINGS THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF MICROSOFT BUILT CARS

1) A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year instead of before it.

2) Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

3) Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. You would just accept this.

4) You could only have one person in your car at one time, unless you bought a CAR95 or a CAR NT . But then you would have to buy more seats.

5) Sun Microsystemsauto would build a car that was powered by the sun, twice as reliable and five times as fast -- but it would only run on 5% of the roads.

6) The oil, engine, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

7) People would get all excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in another car for years.

8) We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.

9) New seats would require everyone to have the same size butt.

10) Microsoft would issue an Owners Manual called "HELP" which with a click of a button would totally deny you any chance of resolving any problem you are currently experiencing.

arvuti # 33370 - 23.11.2000

Tanel Mägi kogu
Tennisemängijanna kurdab emale, et ta on sedapsi...
Ema :"Kus su pea küll oli !!"
Tüdruk :"Reketi peal."
# 3705 - 1994 ... 2000

Rain Ööpiku naljakogu
Tennisemängijanna kurdab emale, et ta on sedapsi...
Ema: "Kus su pea küll oli!"
Tüdruk: "Reketi peal."
# 14541 - 1997 ... 1998

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Tenniseturniir kuulsa soomlase Maikoneni ja eestlase Kanepi vahel.
Maikonen itsitab nurgas:
"Nooh Kanep, kumb alustab."
"No viskame, saame teada."
"Viskame?"
"Just!"
"Kuidas?"
"Noh tead küll, kull või kiri?"
erinevad rahvused # 31761 - 03.03.2002

Delfi naljad
Teo ema teole:
"Oota ära veel üle tee mine kolmetunni pärast tuleb buss."
jukust # 35096 - 05.09.2001

Delfi naljad
Teo poeg tahab üle tee minna, aga ema ütleb:
"Ära mine, buss tuleb 3 tunni pärast!"
loomad # 35905 - 10.03.2001